December 2010
3 posts
“I got them fingers that will make your whiskers tingle”
My job got a little sweeter
Today, my two favorite customers came in. They are two middle aged women, and they are best friends. One is a short Mexican woman who is in her mid-40’s, and one is a tall gray-haired women who is 49 (it was her birthday yesterday). They call themselves “partners in crime,” but I want to call them “cougars in crime.” The Mexican lady’s boyfriend is 30 and the...
“Just for the record, I don’t eat cheeseburgers. I eat chicken sandwiches,...”
– Tanisha, BGC
November 2010
18 posts
Anonymous asked: what three words? vv
you can simply say three words, and i will just be pissed off for five minutes thinking you even exist. lol
“I have as much hope as Nostradamous’ prophesies.”
“I drive better drunk, than you do sober.”
– Afroman
Anonymous asked: who is ur fav disney princess?
Anonymous asked: r u crazy?
Anonymous asked: where do u live?
Anonymous asked: r u pregnant?
numnumnum
A whole day in footsie pajamas prevents productivity. u___u
October 2010
28 posts
“It’s money over you”
– Outrageous Karina
“Wisdom begins in wonder.”
– Socrates (via thought-stream)
“Not to be mean, but, if we were on survivor, you’d be voted off the...”
burp yo girl →
“they’re really strict there. no piercings, no hair color, no ties. its...”
– some trick
lawlz
I called my teacher mommy.. -son
Why? Was she yelling? -Raymond
September 2010
6 posts
kind of useful
sex is something sacred. sex is something private. sex should be something special. it’s something that you and that ONE special person bond in a way unimaginable. you connect on a level that you will never experience with just a friend. it should be with someone you are passionately in love with. it should be with someone that you can talk to about anything, whether it be 1920’s...